This webpage was originally created as a footnote to a work-in-progress
entitled, "Digital
Music: Problems and Possibilities." In its original form,
the webpage contained a copy (made with attribution but without permission)
of a humorous article written by Greg Knauss and published by suck.com.
A legitimate complaint by the editors of suck.com has prompted me to remove
the page from the Internet and to delete the material it formerly contained
-- with apologies to Knauss and suck.com.
William Fisher